I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
They still fucking don’t know.[Agents of Shield 1x15]
Loki, wth are you doing?
this is the gayest show ever and i love it
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
Sean Bean is the fucking man.
It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he used a first aid kit to stitch up his own stab wound.
One does not simply walk into a hospital.